Why did the dad put his music in the fruit bowl? He heard about the new “Apple” store.
Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
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It was two tired.read more »
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Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
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This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
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It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!
Tapping my way to a good mood.