Why did General Petraeus write a book in 2006? Because the Army realized that if you want to win, you have to spend more time drinking tea with sheiks than blowing up their front doors.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!