2006 Classic: The Closure

“I need closure.” “The door is right there. Close it on your way out.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

@Seinfeld_George11/19/2007 08:32What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Gladiator_Maximus11/19/2001 06:09Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Backstreet_Fan08/23/2010 05:47I want it that way... the funny way!

@Cipher_Steak02/10/2007 16:51Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Mr_Blonde_Dance11/27/2004 11:09Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Guestbook_Signer07/01/1998 15:14Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@iPhone_User_0707/11/2008 08:18There’s an app for that? No, just this site!