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1997 Classic: The Mars Pathfinder Landing

Why was the President so focused on Mars in ’97? Because he wanted to see if the “Bridge to the 21st Century” could be extended to another planet to avoid the Independent Counsel.

Part of the 35 Presidential Jokes: The 1997 “Second Term & Sheep Clones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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