1996 Legacy: The Final Argument

Why do lawyers always get the last word? Because otherwise, they couldn’t charge the “closing summary fee.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »

In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »

Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »

In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »

A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

@Tripod_Member05/21/2006 12:09Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Hotmail_Checker03/02/2003 19:18Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Construction_Dig01/04/2005 22:51Still digging for more humor!

@Ring_Member_9807/24/1995 15:32Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@Forever_Alone_X03/07/1998 00:37At least I have my jokes to keep me company.