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2000 Legacy: The Zip

 Why did the blonde try to zip up her computer case? She wanted to “zip” her files.

Part of the 50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Backstreet_Fan03/23/2013 09:09I want it that way... the funny way!
@Dawson_Creek_Fan07/11/1997 06:44I am crying... with laughter!
@Bill_Nye_Fan08/07/2003 19:30Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@CatDog_Alone10/18/2012 19:52One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Karate_Kid_Wax04/16/2006 03:03Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Afk_For_Laughs08/09/2011 14:38Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

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