Why the velvet? For the year Jonathan Davis decided that puppets were the only thing that truly understood his pain.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic, Slim Shady & The Woodstock Inferno” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The GloRilla “Glorious”
Why "TGIF"? The energy made Memphis rap the official soundtrack o...read more »
2025 Archive: The Harry Styles “Fourth House”
Why the acoustic shift? For Harry moving away from the synths to ...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2004 “American Idiot, Yeah! & The Emo Revolution” Edition
In 2004, the music world was divided into three camps: the "Dirty...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twenty One Pilots “Clancy”
Why end the story? The grand finale of the "Dema" saga satisfied ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Jack White “Electric Blues”
Why the return to the riffs? For Jack proving that a fuzzy guitar...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Chappell Roan “Supernova” Peak
Why the crown? Because the "Midwest Princess" officially became t...read more »
41 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2006 “Back to Black, Black Parade & The MySpace Fever” Edition
In 2006, the music world was a mix of soulful retro-revival and t...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Jack White “No Name”
Why the free vinyl? Jack gave the album away in his stores with n...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Linkin Park “From Zero” Rebirth
Why Emily Armstrong? Because the band returned with a new energy,...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bad Bunny “Trap King” Return
Why the 30-track album? Because Benito reminded everyone that he ...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The Billie Eilish “Blue” World Tour
Why the zero-waste stadiums? Because Billie proved you could have...read more »
38 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1996 “Baggy Jeans, Spice Mania & The Macarena Apocalypse” Edition
In 1996, the music industry was like a massive rave in an abandon...read more »
40 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2007 “Umbrella, In Rainbows & The Nu-Rave Glow” Edition
In 2007, the music industry felt like a sci-fi movie. Rihanna bec...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Arctic Monkeys “Live at the Ritz”
Why the raw sound? For the band ditching the lounge-pop to return...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Top tier web animation humor!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.