I don’t know how to pay my bills either, but at least I can sing about it in a rock-opera style.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
I am crying... with laughter!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Go, go, go! More jokes!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!