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2022 Classic: The Bill

“Why is there a ‘Re-opening Surcharge’?” “Because I had to buy a new suit since my old one doesn’t fit after the ‘Sourdough Era’.”

Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Fanatic12/11/2010 09:29Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Big_Lebowski_Dude12/14/1999 11:18The Dude abides... this joke.
@Offspring_Guy09/13/1999 20:43The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Dale_Doback_Fan01/18/1997 16:10Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Beanie_Campbell07/17/2002 15:27True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Blogger_Default08/07/2007 18:46Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@I_See_What_You06/10/2008 21:02I see what you did there. Clever!

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