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What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

I just heard this one and it’s too good not to share:

Gifted.

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6 thoughts on “What do you call a blonde with half a brain?”

  1. User_474
    User_474 [Human Verified]

    omg i actually have a friend who would do exactly this. shes a natural blonde lol.

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