In 2013, the pop world went from minimal to maximal in a heartbeat. Two French robots teamed up with Pharrell to bring disco back, a… Read More »42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2013 “Get Lucky, Pure Heroine & The Wrecking Ball” Edition
Q: Why are pupils are the last part of your body to stop working when you die? A: They dilate!
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