Why did the tomato go to the party? To “ketchup” with friends.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Top tier web animation humor!
Shut up and take my laughter!