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2004 Archive: The Spider-Man 2 Premiere

Why did the President relate to Peter Parker again? Because he also felt like he was trying to stop a train with nothing but a few threads of a coalition.

Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 2004 “Swift Boats & Purple Fingers” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus09/05/2002 15:51What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Pentium_Power03/24/2008 22:30My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Requiem_Dreamer08/29/2005 20:11That was intense... and funny!
@Hellboy_Red03/18/2006 02:49I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Bill_Nye_Fan09/15/2013 01:57Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Beanie_Campbell07/23/2010 08:31True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@One_Does_Not_S11/09/2004 20:06One does not simply read one joke.
@Metacrawler_X03/05/2007 06:03Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Annoying_Orange08/10/2015 00:20Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
@Facepalm_Master02/08/2012 23:17I facepalmed and then I laughed.

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