Why did they want to close it? Because the D.O.G.E. department figured that “Learning from YouTube” is 100% cheaper and has better graphics.
Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2025 “D.O.G.E. & Inauguration 2.0” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Presidential Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Freedom Fries” Edition
In 2003, the Presidency was defined by the desert. It was the yea...read more »
34 Presidential Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & TSA Pat-Downs” Edition
In 2002, the Presidency was all about "The Mission." It was the y...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Eating the Dogs" Debate Line
Why was Springfield, Ohio in the news? Because "They’re eating th...read more »
2024 Classic: The Elon Musk "Dark MAGA" Era
Why was he jumping on stage? To prove that if you have $200 billi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "TikTok" Redemption
Why is the app still here? Because the President realized that "D...read more »
2025 Archive: The "AI" Advisor
Why does the President have an AI assistant? To make sure that wh...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mass Deportations" Logistics
Why is the plan so controversial? Because in 2025, "Logistics" is...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Federal Reserve" Staredown
Why is the President looking at Jerome Powell? To see if "Interes...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Lame Duck" Marathon
Why was Biden so busy in December? Because when you have 30 days ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "NATO" Invoice
Why did the President send a bill to Europe? To prove that "Prote...read more »
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41 Presidential Jokes: The 1998 “Starr Reports & Blue Dresses” Edition
In 1998, the American Presidency became the world’s most-watched ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Tariff Tuesday"
Why did the President implement new taxes on imports every week? ...read more »
38 Presidential Jokes: The 2004 “Swift Boats & Purple Fingers” Edition
In 2004, the American Presidency was a battle of "Duty." It was t...read more »
2024 Archive: The Kamala "Coconut Tree" Summer
Why was everyone talking about context? Because "You think you ju...read more »
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It really whips the llama's ass!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
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M’lady... this joke is superb.