Q: Why are pupils are the…

Q: Why are pupils are the last part of your body to stop working when you die?
A: They dilate!

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »

They wear snow caps.read more »

Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »

They don’t have the guts.read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

Because they’re shellfish.read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

Kid: Dad, my nose is running. Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »

Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »

In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »

In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »

@Trainspotting_Rent01/20/2006 21:43Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Jackie_Brown_Fan11/04/1996 13:47Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Nirvana_Teen03/16/2010 02:36Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan07/04/2000 20:36Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Beanie_Campbell08/17/2008 06:33True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Web_Crawler_9607/02/2000 05:42Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

@DMOZ_Volunteer06/20/2005 22:28Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Newgrounds_User03/13/2015 15:36Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

@Annoying_Orange06/30/1996 19:08Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!