“I’m going on a secret mission.” “The grocery store isn’t Juárez. Bring back the 2% milk.”
Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The OOP Relationship
A developer was explaining to his date why his last relationship ...read more »
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition
In 2022, adult humor was punchy—literally. If you weren't trying ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Gladiator II Aftermath
"Are you not entertained?!" "I'll be entertained when you finish...read more »
The Search History
A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »
The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Vacation
"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
53 Adult Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, adult humor was about closing chapters and starting new ...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition
In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »
2025 Classic: The Snow White Controversy
"Mirror, mirror on the wall..." "Don't ask the mirror anything, ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition
In 2005, adult humor was all about the "cringe" and the "crash." ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
M’lady... this joke is superb.