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1999 Classic: The Air

 I’m a musician. I’m just playing a tune.

Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro01/12/1995 22:31Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@HTML_Hacker12/12/1997 02:16<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Broadband_Newbie09/13/2006 21:31Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Malware_Hunter04/05/2000 05:13Scanning... Laughs detected!
@RoboCop_9008/12/1998 19:36Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Offspring_Guy09/27/2010 16:22The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Animorphs_X06/16/2013 19:26I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Netscape_Now_B04/29/1996 06:36I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Terran_Marine10/28/1998 19:45Go, go, go! More jokes!
@Not_Bad_Obama12/11/1998 23:00Not bad. Not bad at all.

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