A guy asks for a whiskey “as neat as my bowling average.” The bartender pours him a very small shot.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Letting this joke through the port.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Deadly funny! Watch out!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
At least I have chicken... and this joke!