2017 Classic: The iPhone 8 “Glass Back”
Why was the phone shattered? Because Apple brought back glass on both sides, so now you can break your phone twice as fast. Part of… Read More »2017 Classic: The iPhone 8 “Glass Back”
2016 Classic: The Bon Iver “22, A Million”
Why the symbols? For Justin Vernon trading the acoustic guitar for a glitchy computer and a lot of math. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2016 Classic: The Bon Iver “22, A Million”
2016 Vintage: The Trolls Movie
“I have a ‘Happy Place’!” “Does it have beer and no talking?” “Yes.” “Can I go there too?” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Trolls Movie
2015 Classic: The 2015 Final Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Sandbox”? Because between Syria, Iraq, and the South China Sea, everyone was just playing with sand and hoping… Read More »2015 Classic: The 2015 Final Vibe
2015 Legacy: The Kendrick Lamar “To Pimp a Butterfly” Masterpiece
Why the jazz? Because Kendrick released a dense, political, and brilliant soul-searching record that proved he was the greatest rapper of his generation. Part of… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Kendrick Lamar “To Pimp a Butterfly” Masterpiece
2015 Legacy: The Sicario Vibe
“I’m going on a secret mission.” “The grocery store isn’t Juárez. Bring back the 2% milk.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress &… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Sicario Vibe
2015 Archive: The Björk “Vulnicura”
Why the heartbreak? For the artist turning her personal pain into a string-heavy masterpiece. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Archive: The Björk “Vulnicura”
2014 Archive: The Unbroken
I told her I’m a survivor. She said, “You cried when the WiFi went out for ten minutes yesterday.” Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2014 Archive: The Unbroken
2013 Vintage: The GTA V Productivity Loss
Why was the office so quiet in September? Because the entire staff was “on a heist” in Los Santos instead of finishing the Q3 reports.… Read More »2013 Vintage: The GTA V Productivity Loss
2013 Archive: The Tinder Swipe
“I’ve been swiping for three hours.” “Find anyone?” “No, but I’ve developed a thumb cramp and a deep sense of social inadequacy. 2013 is great.” Part of… Read More »2013 Archive: The Tinder Swipe