2014 Archive: The Unbroken

I told her I’m a survivor. She said, “You cried when the WiFi went out for ten minutes yesterday.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

We looked at our digital memories. 90% AI-generated, 10% us argu...read more »

In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I c...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye12/29/2011 16:27Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Titanic_Jack12/16/2008 18:16I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@DVD_Rom_King08/17/2000 18:57More capacity for humor on this site!

@Blade_Runner_201907/25/2015 20:00All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Space_Background08/31/2007 18:34The stars are aligned for this joke.

@Llamas_With_Hats06/30/2014 14:31Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!