2021 Legacy: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
Still using a folded paper game during afternoon recess to predict if you would be allowed to go to high school in person or if… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
2021 Vintage: The Bruce Willis Category
Why did he have his own category? Because in 2021, Bruce starred in 8 different movies that were all so “straight-to-trash” the Razzies felt a… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Bruce Willis Category
2021 Legacy: The Weeknd’s Boycott
Why wasn’t he there? Because the Grammys gave “Blinding Lights” zero nominations, proving that the Academy sometimes has trouble seeing things even when they’re blindingly… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Weeknd’s Boycott
2020 Archive: The 2020 Face Mask Fashion
My mask matches my shirt, which matches my socks, which matches my general sense of existential dread. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020… Read More »2020 Archive: The 2020 Face Mask Fashion
2020 Vintage: The Animal Crossing Electioneering
Why did Joe Biden have an island in the game? To prove that “Digital Voters” are much easier to handle than the ones in Pennsylvania.… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Animal Crossing Electioneering
2019 Vintage: The Women’s World Cup “Tea” Celebration
Why were the English fans so mad? Because Alex Morgan scored a goal and pretended to sip tea, the ultimate “polite” insult in sports history.… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Women’s World Cup “Tea” Celebration
2019 Classic: The World of Warcraft “Classic” Launch
Why was the IT department empty in August? Because they were all “reliving their youth” by killing boars in a 15-year-old game. Part of the… Read More »2019 Classic: The World of Warcraft “Classic” Launch
2018 Vintage: The Small Print
Why did the lawyer use “GDPR Gray” font? So the client would think the bill was just another privacy update they didn’t need to read.… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Small Print
2018 Vintage: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The Silent Child win? To show that sign language is a beautiful way to win a gold statue. Part of the 42 Oscars… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Best Live Action Short
2017 Archive: The Alternative Facts Defense
Why did the lawyer tell the judge the moon was made of cheese? He wasn’t lying; he was just providing “alternative astronomical facts.” Part of… Read More »2017 Archive: The Alternative Facts Defense