Why wasn’t he there? Because the Grammys gave “Blinding Lights” zero nominations, proving that the Academy sometimes has trouble seeing things even when they’re blindingly obvious.
Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The 2021 “Folklore & The Queen’s Coronation” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: André 3000’s Flute
Why was he nominated for Album of the Year? To prove that you can...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Rock Song
Why "Broken Man"? Because St. Vincent’s guitar playing is the onl...read more »
2024 Archive: Celine Dion’s Surprise
Why was the room so emotional? Because after her health struggles...read more »
2025 Classic: Kendrick’s "Not Like Us" Sweep
Why did Kendrick Lamar win Record and Song of the Year? Because h...read more »
2025 Classic: Charli XCX’s Brat Era
Why did she win Best Dance/Electronic Album? Because the Grammys ...read more »
35 Grammy Jokes: The 2001 “Steely Dan’s Heist & Marshall’s Mathers” Edition
In 2001, the 43rd Grammy Awards proved that the Academy still lov...read more »
2024 Classic: The Killer Mike Rollercoaster
Why was his night so dramatic? Because he won three Rap Grammys i...read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Music Film
Why The Eras Tour? Because Taylor Swift turned a movie theater in...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Global Music Album
Why Shakira? No, it was Eazy-E? Wait, it was Tyla! For making "Wa...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 2011 “The Suburbs & Gaga’s Egg” Edition
In 2011, the 53rd Grammy Awards were the ultimate "Hipster Reveng...read more »
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37 Grammy Jokes: The 2000 “Supernatural Santana & Christina’s Shock” Edition
In 2000, the 42nd Grammy Awards were less about the future and mo...read more »
38 Grammy Jokes: The 1998 “Time Out of Mind & Soy Bomb” Edition
In 1998, the 40th Grammy Awards felt like a fever dream. Bob Dyla...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
Why "Ghost in the Machine"? Because SZA and Phoebe Bridgers are t...read more »
2024 Archive: Miley’s Big Hair
Why was Miley Cyrus’s hair so big? Because it was full of the sec...read more »
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Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
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Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
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