Why were the English fans so mad? Because Alex Morgan scored a goal and pretended to sip tea, the ultimate “polite” insult in sports history.
Part of the 47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
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Laughing at the security of my own ribs!