“I’ve been swiping for three hours.” “Find anyone?” “No, but I’ve developed a thumb cramp and a deep sense of social inadequacy. 2013 is great.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Inflation
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2025 Vintage: The Jurassic World 4
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2025 Archive: The 2025 Smart Home
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
The Marriage Secret
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The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition
In 2020, adult humor moved from the bar to the Zoom Room. If...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Dance
"I’m doing the new dance!" "You look like you’re trying to shake...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later
"The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »
Q: What do you call a...
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2025 Classic: The AI Doctor
"The AI says I have 'Techno-Stress'." "Is there a cure?" "Yes, i...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Trailer 2
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I should make a stickman movie about this.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
This is the future of humor!