Why the symbols? For Justin Vernon trading the acoustic guitar for a glitchy computer and a lot of math.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2016 “Lemonade, Starboy & The Year of the Legends” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Coldplay “Moon Music”
Why the eco-vinyl? The band still wants to save the world while c...read more »
2025 Classic: The Jack White “Electric Blues”
Why the return to the riffs? For Jack proving that a fuzzy guitar...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Katy Perry “143” Controversy
Why the feedback? A comeback sparked more discussions about produ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Foo Fighters “The New Chapter”
Why the positivity? For Dave Grohl and the band finding joy again...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2008 “Viva La Vida, Poker Face & The Auto-Tune Invasion” Edition
In 2008, the world was on the brink of a financial collapse, but ...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2014 “Uptown Funk, 1989 & The U2 iPhone Invasion” Edition
In 2014, the music industry learned that you don't even have to b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Miley Cyrus “Rock & Roll Hall of Fame” Vibe
Why the leather? For Miley officially becoming the bridge between...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Linkin Park “Resurrection” Success
Why the screams? Because Emily Armstrong and the boys proved that...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1995 “Flannels, Britpop & The Great Vinyl Funeral” Edition
In 1995, the music industry was a gold mine where record labels s...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Post Malone “Grand Ole Opry” Residency
Why the cowboy hat? Because Posty officially became the new face ...read more »
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2024 Archive: The Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake War
Why “Not Like Us”? Because Kendrick dropped a diss track so dance...read more »
2025 Classic: The Kendrick Lamar “Post-War” Victory Lap
Why the Super Bowl? Because Kendrick officially claimed the thron...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Rosalía “New Era”
Why the futuristic flamenco? For the Spanish star proving once ag...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2025 “Oasis Mania, GTA VI Soundtracks & The AI-Pop Singularity” Edition
In 2025, the music industry stopped chasing the future and decide...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!