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2013 Vintage: The GTA V Productivity Loss

 Why was the office so quiet in September? Because the entire staff was “on a heist” in Los Santos instead of finishing the Q3 reports.

Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2013 “Vine & Let It Go” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@PowerRanger_Red04/23/2013 08:50It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
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