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2008 Archive: Kung Fu Panda

 Why was Jack Black a bear? Because in 2008, we learned that there is no “secret ingredient” to being a hero—just a lot of dumplings.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2008 “Why So Serious?” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ12/05/2004 04:51Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Futurama_Bender06/30/2012 12:30Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Melrose_Place_Fan09/08/1996 10:18Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Reservoir_Joe04/30/1997 23:21Professional humor for professional people.
@Breakfast_Club_B11/04/2012 23:33Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Badger_Badger_M08/29/2005 14:21Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Distracted_Boy12/01/2014 18:43Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

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