My personal homepage has a “Hit Counter” that says 42, and I’m pretty sure 41 of those were me refreshing the page.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
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