“Do you exercise?” “I do a lot of lifting.” “Weightlifting?” “No, lifting myself off the couch.”
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The Transplant
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It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition
In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart-Home Surgeon
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54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing & Bio-Hacking” Edition
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67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Insurance
I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
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54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The power of three... laughs!
I am crying... with laughter!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!