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1995 Vintage: The Hammer Tech

 Why did the employee bring a hammer to the computer? He wanted to “break” into the tech industry.

Part of the 60 Classic Office Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Mask_Smokin08/16/2013 18:14P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Dark_Knight_Joker04/28/2009 12:16Why so serious? Read this joke!
@SoundBlaster_AWE04/16/2002 16:42Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Blade_Runner_201907/07/2007 14:47All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Ali_G_In_Da_H06/28/1996 02:35Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Zoolander_Mug03/31/2010 07:57I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Anchorman_Ron11/24/2005 20:06I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Net_Neutrality09/19/2015 08:42Equality for all jokes!

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