What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of music?
Hip-hop!
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
The Goat Attitude
Stubbornness as a lifestyle choice.Why was the goat so upset? Bec...read more »
How do bees get to school?...
How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!read more »
How do you know a dog...
How do you know a dog is a great musician?
He has perfect pooch!read more »
79 Animal Jokes: The Agentic Future & Vice City Protocol (2025)
Welcome to 2025. The year AI stopped just "talking" and started "...read more »
Why did the horse go behind...
Why did the horse go behind the tree?
To change his jockeys!read more »
Why did the goat start a...
Why did the goat start a podcast?
He had a lot to bleat about!read more »
What do you call a lazy...
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!read more »
A boy is selling fish on...
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attentio...read more »
78 Animal Jokes: The 2006 Wii-mote & Dwarf Planet Protocol
Welcome to 2006. The year we all threw our TV remotes through the...read more »
What do cows like to do...
What do cows like to do on a Friday night?
Go to the moo-vies!read more »
😜 More from category: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
Why don’t seagulls fly over the...
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bage...read more »
83 Animal Jokes: The 2004 Social Feed & Filter Protocol
Welcome to 2004. Mark Zuckerberg just launched "TheFacebook" from...read more »
83 Animal Jokes: The Notch & Fyre Protocol (2017)
Welcome to 2017. The year Apple removed the home button and gave ...read more »
What do you call a snake...
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil s...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
I see you... laughing!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!