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What do cows like to do…

What do cows like to do on a Friday night?
Go to the moo-vies!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

The Fish Tank
Aquatic life and the limits of glass walls.Two fish are in a tank...read more »
Why did the giraffe get bad...
Why did the giraffe get bad grades? Because he had his head in t...read more »
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!read more »
Why did the cow win an...
Why did the cow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its ...read more »
The Rabbit Speed
Bouncing through the meadow of comedy.How many rabbits does it ta...read more »
82 Animal Jokes: The Ever Given & Squid Game Protocol (2021)
Welcome to 2021. The year we all learned way too much about the g...read more »
The Monkey Business
Swinging through the branches of wit.What’s a monkey’s favorite c...read more »
How does a penguin build its...
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!read more »
The Goat Attitude
Stubbornness as a lifestyle choice.Why was the goat so upset? Bec...read more »
How do you make a goldfish...
How do you make a goldfish age backward? Put it in de-fin-itely ...read more »

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Why did the pig become an...
Why did the pig become an actor? Because he was a real ham!read more »
What kind of math do owls...
What kind of math do owls like? Owl-gebra!read more »
What do you call a dog...
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!read more »
There was a papa mole, a...
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Files_Spooky09/24/1996 04:30I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Net_Addict_200005/10/2000 12:37My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@BBS_Sysop12/08/2002 07:43Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Iron_Man_Tony10/20/2010 10:05I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Karate_Kid_Wax04/20/1999 01:38Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Top_Gun_Maverick11/17/2004 05:26I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Champ_Kind_Wham07/16/2004 22:43WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Illidan_Blind10/30/2012 17:22I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

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