What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
70 Animal Jokes: The 1996 Menagerie Patch
Welcome back to the vault. We’re hitting 1996, a year where scien...read more »
Why did the ant sit on...
Why did the ant sit on a phone?
To be on call!read more »
How do you make a goldfish...
How do you make a goldfish age backward?
Put it in de-fin-itely ...read more »
A boy is selling fish on...
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attentio...read more »
81 Animal Jokes: The 2016 Augmented Reality & Harambe Protocol
Welcome to 2016. The year we all walked into lamp posts while try...read more »
Why did the duck get sent...
Why did the duck get sent to time-out?
Because he was being a wi...read more »
The Rabbit Speed
Bouncing through the meadow of comedy.How many rabbits does it ta...read more »
What do you call a dog...
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador!read more »
What do you call a deer...
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer!read more »
What kind of dog loves indulging...
What kind of dog loves indulging in magic tricks?
A hocus-pocus ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
82 Animal Jokes: The Ever Given & Squid Game Protocol (2021)
Welcome to 2021. The year we all learned way too much about the g...read more »
How do you know if there’s...
How do you know if there’s a giraffe in your fridge?
You can sme...read more »
78 Animal Jokes: The 2006 Wii-mote & Dwarf Planet Protocol
Welcome to 2006. The year we all threw our TV remotes through the...read more »
The Owl Wisdom
Late night advice from the smartest bird in the woods.An owl told...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
I am listening... and I am laughing.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
The best thing since version 1.0!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
First! And it’s funny!