Why did the ant sit on a phone?
To be on call!
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
Why can’t you give Elsa a...
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!read more »
What do you call a snake...
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil s...read more »
How do you know if there’s...
How do you know if there’s a giraffe in your fridge?
You can sme...read more »
How does a penguin build its...
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!read more »
What do frogs do with paper?...
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it!read more »
78 Animal Jokes: The 2006 Wii-mote & Dwarf Planet Protocol
Welcome to 2006. The year we all threw our TV remotes through the...read more »
Why did the antelope bring a...
Why did the antelope bring a ladder to the bar?
Because it heard...read more »
Why did the giraffe get bad...
Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
Because he had his head in t...read more »
70 Animal Jokes: The 1996 Menagerie Patch
Welcome back to the vault. We’re hitting 1996, a year where scien...read more »
82 Animal Jokes: The Wakanda & Yanny Protocol (2018)
Welcome to 2018. The year half the planet heard "Yanny" and the o...read more »
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THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER Two tall trees, a birch and a beech,...read more »
What do ducks use to fix...
What do ducks use to fix things?
Duck tape!read more »
Why did the duck get sent...
Why did the duck get sent to time-out?
Because he was being a wi...read more »
Why did the bat miss the...
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around too long!read more »
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