In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most divisive election in history, trying to explain to your spouse why you’re trespassing in… Read More »57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
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Why did the ant sit on a phone? To be on call!
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Why did the lawyer think about the Roman Empire every day? Because he was busy billing for “Consultation on Ancient Property Rights.” Part of the… Read More »2023 Archive: The Roman Empire Trend
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