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2001 Classic: The Broadband Dream

 A guy says, “I have high-speed internet now!” The bartender says, “Great, now you can be wrong about sports at 512kbps.”

Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Simpson_Quotes08/13/2012 02:04D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Scream_Ghostface06/28/2015 14:25Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Space_Jam_Lola10/30/2015 00:32Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Ghostbusters_V02/03/1996 03:18Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@YouTube_Beta_User12/25/2013 11:39I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Friendster_Ghost09/01/1996 09:00Remember me? I’m still laughing.

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