Why was the checkbook open? Because Florentino Pérez bought Luís Figo from Barcelona, starting a war in Spain and a spending spree in Madrid.
Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
What is this? A joke for ants?
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
Actually, it IS a cool story!