Why did the blonde wake up in a different city? She fell asleep in her “Autonomous Mobile Office” and accidentally whispered “I need a vacation” during her nap.
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Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).