Impossible – Dead Reckoning: Tom Cruise drove a motorcycle off a cliff. At this point, the insurance premiums on his movies must be higher than the actual budget.
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The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
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