They’re “Mega” now. They have superpowers. They are officially unstoppable and they will outlive us all.
Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!