Why did the ghosts have white mustaches? Because the ad campaign was everywhere, and even the undead needed strong bones for a long night of haunting.
Part of the 36 Halloween Jokes: The 1995 “Ghostface & Windows 95” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Slaying the competition with these jokes.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
... (Laughter in silence).