Why can’t you give Elsa a…

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

How do bees get to school? On the school buzz!read more »

Welcome to 2021. The year we all learned way too much about the g...read more »

Welcome to 2009. The year James Cameron turned everyone blue with...read more »

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!read more »

Welcome to 2018. The year half the planet heard "Yanny" and the o...read more »

What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A sturgeon!read more »

Welcome to 2015. The year a single photograph of a dress tore fam...read more »

Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lio...read more »

Why did the beaver get a promotion? Because he was dam good at h...read more »

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re a little s...read more »

Welcome to 1999. The world lives in the shadow of the Matrix, mus...read more »

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bage...read more »

There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived ...read more »

Why did the owl get promoted? Because he was a real wise guy!read more »

@Married_With_Kids05/30/1997 13:36Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione04/17/2011 08:23It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Lock_Stock_Two08/15/2004 23:23It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Grunge_Lord_9410/07/1995 11:27I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@LiveJournal_Deep06/17/1997 09:05Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Noob_Slayer_X11/25/2005 12:03Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.