What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
Why did the cat sit on...
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
It wanted to keep an eye on...read more »
What do you call a bear...
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!read more »
The Monkey Business
Swinging through the branches of wit.What’s a monkey’s favorite c...read more »
How does a penguin build its...
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!read more »
82 Animal Jokes: The Ever Given & Squid Game Protocol (2021)
Welcome to 2021. The year we all learned way too much about the g...read more »
The Final Roar
Closing the animal kingdom with a final OHH! hit.What’s the diffe...read more »
Why was the squirrel late to...
Why was the squirrel late to school?
Because he got caught in a ...read more »
What do frogs order at fast...
What do frogs order at fast food restaurants?
French flies and a...read more »
Why did the owl get promoted?...
Why did the owl get promoted?
Because he was a real wise guy!read more »
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!read more »
😜 More from category: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
Why did the llama get kicked...
Why did the llama get kicked out of the zoo?
He was acting like ...read more »
What do you call a lazy...
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!read more »
Why don’t zebras play hide and...
Why don’t zebras play hide and seek?
Because they’re always spot...read more »
The Goat Attitude
Stubbornness as a lifestyle choice.Why was the goat so upset? Bec...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.