Why don’t zebras play hide and…

Why don’t zebras play hide and seek?
Because they’re always spotted!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming tr...read more »

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Welcome to 2011. The year we started talking to our phones and th...read more »

Why did the pig become an actor? Because he was a real ham!read more »

THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER Two tall trees, a birch and a beech,...read more »

Welcome to 2023. The year we wore pink to watch a movie about nuc...read more »

Why did the goat start a podcast? He had a lot to bleat about!read more »

Welcome to 2019. The year we tried to storm a top-secret military...read more »

Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lio...read more »

What do cows like to do on a Friday night? Go to the moo-vies!read more »

King of the jungle, but maybe not the kitchen.What’s a lion’s fav...read more »

How does a spider communicate? On the web!read more »

How do you know a dog is a great musician? He has perfect pooch!read more »

What did the dolphin say when he made a mistake? “I didn’t do it...read more »

@Oracle_Says11/22/1996 08:30I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Daria_Morg10/22/1996 00:01My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Courage_Dog08/04/1998 06:46The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@He_Man_Power12/29/2009 00:26I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Pedro_For_Pres09/25/2005 12:25Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Arthur_Fist_Fan10/27/2004 00:30My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Troll_Face_Real01/06/1999 12:21Problem? No, just laughs!