What do you get if you…

What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant?
Swimming trunks!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around too long!read more »

Welcome to 2001. A year where we learned that ogres have layers l...read more »

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!read more »

Welcome to 2022. The year we all became obsessed with five-letter...read more »

What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!read more »

Welcome to 2013. The year we all stood still for fifteen seconds ...read more »

Welcome to 2006. The year we all threw our TV remotes through the...read more »

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!read more »

Finding the right look for the mud pit.What do you call a pig tha...read more »

How do bees get to school? On the school buzz!read more »

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!read more »

Welcome to 2009. The year James Cameron turned everyone blue with...read more »

Welcome to 2010. The year Steve Jobs gave us a "giant iPhone" cal...read more »

Bouncing through the meadow of comedy.How many rabbits does it ta...read more »

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes05/27/2001 21:49Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Resident_Evil_Z07/07/2012 20:05Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Tripod_Member07/21/1998 21:09Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@He_Man_Power12/01/2012 16:37I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Step_Brothers_B06/23/2008 20:48Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Influencer_9903/28/2013 00:37My followers need to see this!