Finding the right look for the mud pit.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
The Bee Buzz
Honey-sweet humor from the garden.What do you call a bee that can...read more »
Two bats are hanging upside down...
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other,...read more »
How do you know if there’s...
How do you know if there’s a giraffe in your fridge?
You can sme...read more »
What do you call a deer...
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer!read more »
Why did the horse go behind...
Why did the horse go behind the tree?
To change his jockeys!read more »
The Monkey Business
Swinging through the branches of wit.What’s a monkey’s favorite c...read more »
What do you get if you...
What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant?
Swimming tr...read more »
81 Animal Jokes: The 2008 App Store & Iron Dog Protocol
Welcome to 2008. The year Steve Jobs opened the App Store and sud...read more »
There was a papa mole, a...
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived ...read more »
82 Animal Jokes: The 2003 Nemo & Tunes Protocol
Welcome to 2003. A year where we all promised "Fish are friends, ...read more »
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Why did the chicken join a...
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!read more »
78 Animal Jokes: The Spatial Vision & Pygmy Hippo Protocol (2024)
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A boy is selling fish on...
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I just set this as my away message. Classic!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
True story! I was there!
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. pure vibes.
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. pure vibes.
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.