What do you call a deer…

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!read more »

Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them!read more »

Why was the turtle so shy at the party? Because he came out of h...read more »

Welcome to 2020. The year the world hit the "pause" button, every...read more »

Welcome to 2021. The year we all learned way too much about the g...read more »

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Welcome to 2009. The year James Cameron turned everyone blue with...read more »

How do bees get to school? On the school buzz!read more »

Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys!read more »

Why was the squirrel late to school? Because he got caught in a ...read more »

How do you make a goldfish age backward? Put it in de-fin-itely ...read more »

Welcome to 2023. The year we wore pink to watch a movie about nuc...read more »

Welcome to 2014. The year we all dumped freezing water on our hea...read more »

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@Shrek_Donkey01/14/2006 16:00And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Bluetooth_Bot03/22/2014 01:21Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@MP3_Encoder04/20/1999 22:36128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Ghostbusters_V12/23/2013 05:12Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@AOL_Chat_Veteran09/27/2002 13:09Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.

@Clans_Leader_9911/07/1998 04:37Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@Fred_Channel_0605/06/2000 10:33HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

@Troll_Face_Real03/20/2015 21:09Problem? No, just laughs!