Why was the squirrel late to…

Why was the squirrel late to school?
Because he got caught in a nut traffic jam!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

Why did the duck get sent to time-out? Because he was being a wi...read more »

Why did the goat start a podcast? He had a lot to bleat about!read more »

THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER Two tall trees, a birch and a beech,...read more »

Welcome to 2025. The year AI stopped just "talking" and started "...read more »

Welcome to 2012. The year we all thought the world was ending bec...read more »

What do cows read in the morning? The moos-paper!read more »

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!read more »

When the check arrives at the pond.A duck walks into a store and ...read more »

Why did the giraffe get bad grades? Because he had his head in t...read more »

Welcome to 1998. Google just launched in a garage, everyone was t...read more »

Why did the bear bring a suitcase to school? He wanted to be a k...read more »

Welcome to 2008. The year Steve Jobs opened the App Store and sud...read more »

What do sheep say to each other at bedtime? “Fleece dreams!”read more »

Welcome to 2019. The year we tried to storm a top-secret military...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro12/25/2001 17:39Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Zip_Drive_Owner07/30/1999 01:17Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Charmed_Ones09/28/2006 21:51The power of three... laughs!

@Scream_Ghostface11/08/2004 18:39Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Baxter_The_Dog12/23/2009 01:35Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Hacktivist_Fan04/23/2002 21:33Hacking into the comedy mainframe.