Why did the bear bring a…

Why did the bear bring a suitcase to school?
He wanted to be a koala-fied student!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!read more »

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@Optical_Mouse_9902/07/2007 14:03I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Offspring_Guy01/09/1996 23:51The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Chocolate_Rain06/01/2000 19:57I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Success_Kid_Win03/11/2015 02:40Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@Frame_Set_Wizard08/03/1995 16:16I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@Banner_Exchange08/20/2014 07:37Click my banner for more laughs!

@Runescape_Noob03/18/2000 00:40Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!