Why was the turtle so shy…

Why was the turtle so shy at the party?
Because he came out of his shell too soon!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

Why did the pig become an actor? Because he was a real ham!read more »

Why did the beaver get a promotion? Because he was dam good at h...read more »

Why did the giraffe get bad grades? Because he had his head in t...read more »

Welcome back to the vault. We’re hitting 1996, a year where scien...read more »

Welcome to 1999. The world lives in the shadow of the Matrix, mus...read more »

Closing the animal kingdom with a final OHH! hit.What’s the diffe...read more »

What do ducks use to fix things? Duck tape!read more »

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!read more »

Welcome to 2016. The year we all walked into lamp posts while try...read more »

What do cows read in the morning? The moos-paper!read more »

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves...read more »

Welcome to 1997. The world went crazy for bean-filled plushies, J...read more »

What do frogs order at fast food restaurants? French flies and a...read more »

Welcome to 2010. The year Steve Jobs gave us a "giant iPhone" cal...read more »

@Backstreet_Fan09/03/2006 04:40I want it that way... the funny way!

@Mainframe_Manny01/02/2013 23:39Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Antivirus_Pro08/17/2015 15:31No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Requiem_Dreamer04/04/1999 11:00That was intense... and funny!

@Nirvana_Teen05/16/1995 17:39Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Speed_Racer_Go06/15/2001 14:27Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Streamer_Pro_9901/24/1996 23:12Thanks for the donation and the joke!